Conversations (With Pictures).

A couple of Friday nights ago we were going to the Graves vs. Marshall game at Marshall Co. Jaxon and I were in the living room waiting for Justin to get out of the shower and get ready. He was eating butter out of a tub with a spoon. Hey, he cried for it, and there was very little left, so I gave up and gave it to him. I plopped down on the couch, and yawned. That is where this hilarious conversation started.

Jax (looking up at me yawning): Ya tured (tired)??

Mommy: Yea. Are you?

Jaxon: No. Where's my daddy at?

Mommy: In the bathroom.

Jaxon: Poopin?

Mommy: I don't know. Maybe.

Jaxon: Oh, I poop in my pants.

About two minutes later, I yawn again.

Jaxon (looking up at me yawning): Ya tured (tired)??

Mommy: Yea. Are you?

Jaxon: No. You want some kisses?

Mommy: Kisses?

Jax: Yea, kisses. (Makes a kissy face and some smacking sounds).

Mommy: Well, sure.

Jax runs to me and kisses me, as I laugh histerically.

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Yesterday, Jax was sitting on his 4-wheeler, being really quiet and really good (or so I thought) when I looked down and realized that his t-shirt was soaking wet. Instead of saying something right away, I observed to see what was going on. He had underwear on, but his underwear were not as wet as his shirt was so things just weren't adding up. Then I noticed that he would take a drink of water out of his sippy cup, and spit it out down the front of his shirt. I watched him do it twice before intervening.

Mommy: Jaxon Thorpe! What are you doing? You're not supposed to spit your drink out!
Jaxon: I no wanna wear this shurt no mo. (I don't want to wear this shirt anymore)

I guess he thought that if he got his shirt dirty, I would change his clothes?

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Jaxon (last night when we were on our way to church): Mommy, we go fast!

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We had our youth leadership meeting at Megan and Bobby's new apartment after church last night. Jaxon had a lot of fun playing in the cabinets of their new, empty entertainment center. Each week at our leadership meeting, we discuss a certain question to get to know each other better. Last night our question was "What was your saddest childhood memory?" We went around and answered the question and then it got to Jamie.

Jamie: Well, when I was three months old, I almost died.

(All of us kind of looked around at each other)

Jaxon: HOW?

It was one of the funniest things that I've ever heard him say. We all had to stop and catch our breath from laughing. We were all thinking that question, but he got it out before any of us could. Oh my!

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By the way, I realize that Justin and I think that Jaxon is much funnier than everyone else does, but we just can't help it.