Conversations.

At the doctor's office last week:
Jaxon, kneeling behind the chair- "Be kite. I cared. I hinding." (Translation: Be quiet. I'm scared. I'm hiding.)

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Laying in bed:
Jaxon- "Mommy, my butt."
Mommy- "What about your butt?"
Jaxon- "Butt itches." (This requires no translation)

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While taking a potty break:
Mommy- "Jax, guess where we're going tonight. We're going to church."
Jaxon- "No, I go night night." (If he'd rather go night night than go to church, that's really not a very good sign.)