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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

No Longer Welcome

Dear Stupid Stomach Bug,

This letter is to inform you that you are no longer welcome in our home. As a matter of fact, you never really were welcome here. You uninvitedly snuck in. Last Tuesday night you tricked us. Jax man threw up all night. You tricked us by making us think that it was his normal stomach stuff. We were wrong. We will not be fooled by you again. Wednesday Justin started feeling sick, but never actually got sick. We thought we had you conquered. Then I woke up Friday morning sick and cursing your existence. Monday night, you weaseled your way into my in law's home and infected my MIL. She's had to take off of work the past two days because of you. And then last night you found your way back into my home. My husband is now throwing his guts up. I hope that you think this is funny, because I do not. If you touch my son, or me, again... that's it. I've had it with you. Get out and do not come back. You are NOT welcome here!

Sincerely,
The Mason Family

P.S- Wasper that strategically planted yourself in the utility room floor so that I would step on you and have an allergic reaction that would cause my foot to swell up the size of Shaquille O'Neals... well, read the previous post. Because you are NOT welcome here either!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: BOO STOMACH BUG AND WASP!!! Hope you and your family get to feeling better :)

p.s. I'm sure Aims is saying right now "Migraine, you are NOT welcome here either!"; January 6, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Sad :( I hope you all kick it really soon :); January 6, 2010 at 1:18 PM
BrittNSam said...: I can't believe that I got out of that stomach bug!! Haha! Definately go lucky that day! Hope you guys all feel better REALLY soon! Can't believe the part about the wasp, crazy!; January 6, 2010 at 7:31 PM
3rd Grade Teachers said...: Okay...not so funny stomach bug but funny post!!! Could be delirium on my part having run myself ragged with both Mandy and your MIL out this week. The MIL better be back tomorrow... I'm tired of the solo routine. So, stomach bug you are no longer welcome at Central either!!!; January 6, 2010 at 9:00 PM
Unknown said...: haha this cracked me up (just the way you wrote it...not that the stomach bug is funny :( ) and Boog, that is exactly what I would say!!; January 7, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Kendra Mason said...: thanks guys... we've been better in our house today. the in laws are still under the weather and jax is running a low grade fever, but we are on the up and up i think.; January 7, 2010 at 3:19 PM
3rd Grade Teachers said...: Stomach bug you can just move out of our house too....like IMMEDIATELY!!!! UGGHH!!!; January 8, 2010 at 11:14 AM

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The Beginning...

Justin and Kendra fell in love on their first date- May 13, 2005. Five months later he put a ring on her finger and asked her to be his wife. On May 20, 2006 they stood before their family and friends and said "I do," and God placed a blessing on their new lives together. Anniversary number one brought a big surprise and on February 24, 2008- Jaxon Thorpe Mason graced us with his amazing presence and we became a family. Almost three years later, God blessed us with our second son, Knox Holmes Mason, and we are more in love with Him, with each other and with our kiddos than we thought we could ever be...

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