Here are some notable quotes from our Jaxon this week:
He's sick. He's been hacking his head off. We've tried to keep him out of Knox's face, and everytime he goes remotely near Knox, we say "Stay out of his face."
Monday Morning, this conversation took place:
Jaxon: Mommy, is Knox better?
Mommy: Knox isn't sick.
Jaxon: Then can I get in his face now?
Ha ha... Hilarious. He thought Knox was the one sick.
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Tuesday I was feeling insanely confident about my Motherly abilities, apparently, because I decided to venture off to Paducah with just me and the two boys to hit up a consignment sale. Jaxon was horrible. When I say horrible, I mean like the worst he's ever been in his entire life. For real. In the store he was screaming and climbing out of the cart. People were staring at us and probably wondering what in the world I was thinking taking this child out in public. Don't worry- I was thinking the same thing.
Jaxon: Mommy, everybody's looking at me...
Well duh son. Everyone does stare when you act like a lunatic. It's like a train wreck. You don't want to look, but you have to.
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Yesterday Mom and I were trying to kill time in Mayfield while I was getting the oil and brakes changed on my car. We decided to stop by Gotham City Shoes.
Jaxon: Are you gonna try on clothes here?
Mommy: No, this is a shoe store.
Jaxon: Are you gonna dress up like a shoe?
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Last night we were on our way home from church and Knox started coughing.
Jaxon: Knox, cover your mouth when you cough! You've got germs!
It seems that he's possibly heard this a time or two before...
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Some more things that he's said lately that absolutely cracked me up are:
One day at the bank, Jaxon was showing his little brother to the ladies and he said, "He wears me out!"
And when you play basketball with him now, and he wants you to GUARD him, he asks you to GARBAGE him. Sooo funny!
Love this boy!
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